In Another Life I'd..

Be a metorologist. Step over Al!

Be a proud Duke graduate.

Rock it natural.

Still be a virgin.

Still be driving that Escort.

Be in ATL right now.

Gave it up back in high school.

Be in Med School.

Bank with someone actually national.

Take 4.75 years to graduate.

Wouldn't have been in the wedding.

Be an low-grade alchoholic.

Stuck with accounting.. and paid attention.

Likely be married.

Never met any of them.. niggas.

Choices. Fuck 'em.